Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
oh god the rape fog is back!
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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