I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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