I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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