I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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