i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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