at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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