i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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