I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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