Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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