these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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