why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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