I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We had to coat check the pizza.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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