another moral hangover. fuck.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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