and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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