Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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