Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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