Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
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