Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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