I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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