i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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