I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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