You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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