who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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