But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I supernannyed him into submission
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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