Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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