Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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