i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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