Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
