STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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