white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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