Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
