Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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