What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Randomize
