Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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