I wanna bring you to show and tell
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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