i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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