nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
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