is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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