Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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