Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Randomize
