This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Randomize
