I love black thongs
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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