I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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