Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I have post one night stand depression
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