When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The beers last night were like the tears from god
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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