just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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