i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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