C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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