fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
And the cops told us we were all naked.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
