butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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